Mikey Like Pop Rocks

Pop Rocks May Be Dangerous, But Slap Bracelets Are Lethal!
The pop rocks and coke may have been an urban legend, but slap bracelets were deadly as hell! My friend had this friend who slit his wrist while trying to put on one of those things. It killed him dead. Swear to God. Anyway, that harrowing tale aside, the iMonkey tshirts are still on sale so get 'em while they're hot!
I Smell Birf-day!
Hampton probably doesn't want me posting this, but today is his 21st birthday! I think his scripts have been rockin' recently, so if you've liked them as much as I have, send him an email. Drink up, man!
The Biggest News of the Century
The Bodo's Bagels on the corner has finally opened! Anyone who went to UVA in the last ten years knows just how big this news is. I'll probably plan a trip down there just for this.